TOP SECRET
Classification: Omega
To get here, you have to be among the best of the best.
The contents of this document are sealed by order of The Secretariat and will only be revealed to those who have proven themselves worthy through MVP competitions 1 through 6. Until then, this page will remain classified.
Any attempt to extract, guess, or bribe your way to this information will be noted and may result in token penalties. Or applause. Depends on the method.