Ladies & Edelman Laws
The sacred laws and regulations that govern our league - forged through years of experience, wisdom, and legendary incidents
"We, the owners of the Ladies & Edelman Fantasy Football League, in order to form a more perfect fantasy union, establish justice in trades, ensure domestic tranquility during draft nights, provide for the common defense against waiver wire vultures, promote the general welfare of all team owners, and secure the blessings of fantasy football glory to ourselves and our future seasons, do ordain and establish these Laws for the Ladies & Edelman Fantasy Football League."
The Five Sacred Laws
Established through years of experience, these laws maintain order and harmony within our league
"This is a democracy, as long as the Commissioner agrees."
The fundamental principle of league democracy - with executive oversight.
"If you want to speak ill of The Commissioner, speak ill of The Secretariat instead."
Proper channels must be observed when expressing grievances.
"No Extraordinary General Assemblies after London Gate."
Historical precedent has established this temporal boundary for emergency meetings.
"Owner of Staalkontroll Paa Reglene, Kristian S.K must be approved by our health committee to be allowed to stay sober."
Special provisions for the wellbeing of specific league members.
"Master of Coin, Kristoffer H.S must be sober at the start of the General Assembly."
Fiscal responsibility requires clear judgment during official proceedings.
These laws are binding and enforceable within the Ladies & Edelman Fantasy Football League. Violations may result in penalties including but not limited to: public shaming, forced draft pick trades, or assignment of waiver wire cleanup duty.
These laws have been forged through a decade of fantasy football battles, legendary draft nights, and unforgettable league moments. Each law represents a lesson learned, a precedent set, or a legendary incident that shaped our league's culture.